What mother doesn't know, wont hurt her.

So, my mother officially knows I smoke an insane amount of weed, dank, aunt mary, reefer, herb, marijuana or whatever you kids call it these days. I mean I'm sure she already knew or at least suspected at some point, there's no way she couldn't of known considering the bigass hemp bag on my wall that clearly says "JAMAICA BRAND CANNABIS,KNOCKS YOU OFF YOUR ASS", also there's always lighters everywhere in my room, along with a grinder & just a bunch of stuff that just screams "hey mom. look Im a pothead" lol. The reason Im sure of it now is because the whole entire left wall in my room is covered with pictured of all different type of buds( as you can see to the left), I just said fuck it & decided to put all these weed magazine I don't use anymore to use. My mom & I don't really have that tell each other everything relationship, its more of a I'm not gunna say anything that'll risk getting me in trouble. I know my moms not dumb, I just choose not to tell her, when I tell her I'm goin to my friends at 2 or 3 in the morning I know she knows I'm up to no good, she just chooses not to talk further about it & I choose not to say anything about it.lol

Dj Paul - 100 Blunts

Wait didn't Canadians invent hockey?

yehh, their pist.

somebodys walkin around with a pocket full of shells lookin for the first american they see.

Rage Against The Machine - Bulls on Parade

What's the answer for #7

Whats the title about you ask? well these two strapping young Cal students went to school with me in hell(tracy). We proudly cheated our way thru 11th & 12th grade,we were pro's at the shoulder tap, morris code & the old teacher distraction, they obviously cheated alott more than me since their Cal students. We found out that each other both ride fixed gear bikes(btw i call mine bertha) & it was on, no homosexual stuff but it was one of the funner days I've had in awhile even if I did get a ticket for PUBLIC URINATION, yeh yehh I know it was pretty eventful, we really just did hella riding, practiced some shitt off of Embarcadero (I got my keo spin down), were nasty with the wheelies & I'm proud to say i was the only one to fall but I was the only one goin hard so booo yowww.lol but yeh i love my bike bertha, shout out to you baby

Hieroglyphics - Miles to the Sun

Why so complicated?

This whole month got me thinkin alott about relationships, the little turtles from see's candies & Free from 106 & Park. Mainly how shitts just so much more complicated than it needs to be, do you remember back in middle school when going with someone wasn't a stretched painstaking amount of time? It was so simple, it was like "hey your cute, you wanna go out" "your cute too, ok". Why cant it just be like that ageen? I mean I understand there's more precautions now that were all older & errthingg but still. Also race has became big as well, back on the middle school days nobody really cared about that shitt, nobody even brought it up & nowadays its like in the back of everyones head, and personally its annoying. But yehh think about that.

Talent Couture ft. Kid Cudi - So Cool

Alriite, Who gave me tonsilitis?

YIPPIDY DOO DAHHH!! Its my first blog post in like forever, well at all. It took a tremendous amount of thinking, courage, reassuring, faith & boredom to finally come to thee conclusion that I'm going to make & maintain a blog, with not only useless information but some good stuff hidden in between the lines, nothing thats just weird to catch your attention, and nothing too serious so it doesn't make you feel like your watching another lifetime movie, something thats just kool, chill, thats just thee shitt, ya kno? I didn't really look into blogs until *my cousin* shawnwashingon.blogspot.com published his, before his I've only heard of Perez Hiltons and he's nothing short of an idiot so i quickly ruled it out, but after gawking at "my cousins" I took a liking to this new phenomenon and after that just as anyone else I didn't wanna seem to be summersaulting on the bandwagon so i gave it some time & thought, let a few people hitch a ride before I did, and here I am ladies & gentlemen. But furthermore if you've been paying any attention to my aways, facebook status, myspace pictures or just my life, you should know that I recently caught a mild episode of tonsillitis, thus explaining why I'm wearing a swine flu mask looking like one of the asian ladies you see walking down the street with an umbrella(even tho it isn't raining) every day, but before I made it to the doctors I was pretty sure I had the plague, I began to sing *ring around the rosie* like t-pain had made a remix to it, it was horrid i wouldn't wish this on anybody, wellll umm soo- like maybe a few people, like glen matola, the person who closed my starbucks, oprah winfrey & my little brother. Anyways my tonsils had a little chat with each other and decided that they both wanted to become golfballs, indeed they did. Noticing that this praully isn't good I did like most of you would and I called my GRANNY a.k.a the doctor in the family, she called it on the spot(she just knows these things) but she took me to the doctor and I was called in by a lady by the name of Marge who towered over the grown at no less than 6'10, after being pointed to my room I begin to play with all the tools(like any of yall haven't) and my doctor comes in looking all fearless n' shitt, she ask what's wrong and I go "I have tonsillitis"(cus grannies know best) and this lady goes "aha, doubtful lets see" she opens my mouth(didn't even ask me, assertive huh?) and takes the deepest breathe I've witnesses since my mother saw my lip rings and goes "omg your right" in my mind I wanted to be like told ya bitch but I'm already black, tattooed & pierced I didn't make things any worse, so she runs out the room and comes back in with a swine flu mask. Shitt was weird bluhdd, but she sent me off with a few bottles of pills & my favorite of them all Co-Fucking-Dine. Mann is this this amazing or what? its like my own little bottle of  love but yet I still wouldn't take it just to take it like these children do these days even tho it is great. So I've just been sitting in my bed wildly hallucinating watching random comcast movies while devouring every type of soup Campbell's has ever came out with, But as for you guys & girls, I hope you enjoyed my first post as much as I'm going to enjoy this slightly frozen over bottle of CANADA DRY & CAMPBELL'S zesty tomato soup.

Love, Peace & Chicken Grease